Ebbs.

jigglesisawesome:

He is the man

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Selener ain’t the only one she’s keepin’ an eye out for

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show

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allroad:

2ndart:

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

You ever sucked dick for bread sticks

You ever sucked dick for bread sticks

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lazetta:

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

hahah jefa

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itzlive:

shesbombb:

http://shesuchaweirdo.tumblr.com/

fuck shes so gorgeous

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